Commentary

Dudes with ‘Tudes

By John Levesque May 26, 2011

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This article originally appeared in the June 2011 issue of Seattle magazine.

Illustration by Chad Crowe

Welcome to this months meeting of the Executive Improvement, Enrichment and Investment Organization. The mission of the EIEIO has always been to show corporate leaders how to reach the summit in their careers and in their personal lives. We are incredibly fortunate to have Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn and Seattle Mariners special consultant Ken Griffey Jr. on todays panel to address the topic Let Arrogance Take You to the Top.

We dont have much time, so lets open it up for questions.

I have one for Mayor McGinn. As a candidate for office, Mr. Mayor, you were a dedicated opponent of the proposal to build a tunnel to replace the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Then you reversed yourself late in the campaign and said you would uphold and execute the plan. Then, once you were in office, you led an effort to have voters rescind the tunnel-construction agreement between the city and the state. Isnt this the height of arrogance? And, as the citys chief executive, what do your actions say to city employees and constituents?

Excellent questions. Your response, Mayor McGinn?

Well, I dont think its the Mount Everest of arrogance. Ive been in office less than a year and a half. I have a long way to go, so this is roughly the Kilimanjaro of arrogance. As for my message to city workers and constituents, I think its fairly clear: Flip-flops never go out of style.

Well said, Mr. Mayor. And valuable fashion advice. If I may, you suggested in March that perhaps the Viaduct should be shut down years ahead of schedule, and apparently you had given no thought to how such a closure might affect thousands of motorists. That seemed to take arrogance to a whole new level.

Well, anybody can be contemptuous, but it requires special effort to take that I dont care what anybody else thinks public image of yourself and carry it to the summit of arrogance.

I see. Any other questions?

I have a question for Mr. Griffey. Sir, you returned to the Mariners this year as a consultant and during spring training you said you saw no reason to apologize for abruptly quitting the team in the middle of last season. You stated: I had to do what I thought was best for me. I realize its important to look out for number one, but could you possibly have been more arrogant, and do you think that, as a mentor, counselor and ambassador now, youre sending the right message to players and young fans?

Intriguing questions. Mr. Griffey?

Its hard to say. I mean, remember how I never used to run out a ground ball? That was pretty arrogant. And then there was that easy chair I had in the clubhouse. I guess that was me getting comfortable with my arrogance. But I have to admit that not saying Im sorry to thousands of fans whose feelings I hurt is darned impressive. Thats probably why the Mariners asked me back. I have a lot to share with the kids coming up. Theyre so green and humble.

And the message, Mr. Griffey? How does arrogance get us to the top?

Well, when youre hitting a buck eighty, it helps to have a little swagger, a little vitamin A, if you will. Arrogance is good camouflage for incompetence. Also, its much easier to become a consultant if youve never had to apologize for doing something wrong.

Terrific stuff, Mr. Griffey. Unfortunately, our time is up. My thanks to you and to Mayor McGinn for guiding us to the peak of arrogant perfection. Our guests next month will be Maria Goodloe-Johnson, Fred Stephens and Silas Potter Jr., formerly of Seattle Public Schools, on the topic Its Good to Be Out of Town When the Stuff Goes Down.

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